Tool "Band Flasher" Men's T-Shirt

Heavy Metal? Hard Rock? Hard Progressive Rock? Hard Progressive Psychedelic Rock? Hard Progressive Psychedelic Art Rock Metal? Are we getting close yet? Fuck yeah...

Check this snippet of lyrics out:


Some say the end is near. Some say well see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A., the only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. any fucking day. Learn to swim, Ill see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your cable and Fret for your car. Its a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say well see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz, I sure could use a vacation from this silly shit, stupid shit.

One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Moms gonna fix it all soon. Moms comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I cant imagine why you wouldn't, welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down.


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