Gothic "I'm Your Most Dangerous Fan" Stalker Men's T-Shirt

Whether you're a paparazzo... or just an insane fan that wants to show some love... this hot comedy t-shirt is bound to freak-out every single person that reads it (we love this idea!)... is he/she really a stalker? My god, is that shirt directed at me?!?!

You know there's at least one celeb out there (or total stranger), deserving of your obssessed adoration... is it Brad Pitt? maybe Jennifer Connelly? how about Jason Schwartzman, who played a wonderful stalker in the cult-hit "Slackers" (and not the Richard Linklater version, which is our favorite btw... we like to follow him around regularly!)

Anyway, whoever your deepest, darkest fantasy f**k is, at least you'll be easily recognized and hopefully they'll embrace your passion... or perhaps have you detained... just don't tell 'em where you got it... you can't blame us for your insatiable appetite for celebrity skin... we're only the messenger (don't lead them to us!!!)

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