Kingpin "Manchild Lanes" Bowling Movie Men's T-Shirt

Seeing as we're huge fans of slacker comedy bowling movies, it only made sense that we would come up an unusual bowling t-shirt to honor the sport! So this fine bowling movie t-shirt can be considered a Kingpin movie shirt, a Big Lebowski movie shirt, or even a non-associated underground bowling association tshirt... whichever you choose, there's no doubt your bowling partners will (eventually) catch-on and appreciate the sly humor of this new-classic bowling alley tee!

Now in all honesty, we really wanted a Big Lebowski (directed by The Coen Brothers) movie shirt featuring Jackie Treehorn... but the t-shirt industry has raped that movie and eaten the illegitimate children! So we decided to take a different approach and create an anomaly that instead pays homage to the awesome sport of bowling and bowling films in general!

We went out-of-our-way to NOT put Jeff Bridges face in the design, we did everything we could to NOT say "The Dude Abides"... we even (pro-actively) decided that there wouldn't be any mention of White Russians or Nihilists, even the Cowboy with the mustache makes NO appearance! This was all finely researched and developed to bring you a handsome comedy bowling shirt that even The Dude would wear!

Can you feel us on this one? I mean, did you really want a t-shirt with Roy Munsons (Woody Harrelson) ugly-mug on it? Do you want your friends to joke about you being "Munsoned" every time you wear that child bowling prodigy shirt? Given, Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray) is a classic character and is almost owed his own bowling tshirt... it just wasn't jiving with us.

Instead... we got... what is arguably considered... the finest Big Lebowski / Kingpin bowling movie shirt... but NOT... in the world! Even if both those movies were arrested for child pornography and drug abuse, the media fallout from the court trials would not rub off on this fine t-shirt and smudge your awesome bowling reputation!

So I ask you... what the hell are you waiting for man?!? Have you ever purchased a comedy movie t-shirt that comes with so much implied warranty? Quit being such a manchild and get your bowling shoes on... we're hitting the road!!

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