Bob Dylan "Tambourine Man" Mens and Womens T-Shirt
When Bob Dylan finally admitted to using Extrasensory Perception (ESP) to psychically abduct the lyrics of this classic song, directly from the mind of the inimitable William Shatner (aka Captain James T. Kirk, known for his work on Star Trek)... well, needless to say the world was shocked and abused!
The intrinsically psychedelic process of removing this data from Shatners cranial complex, without his participation... is a very dangerous exercise in astral dimensional burglary... in the telepathic early years of the 1960's, this level of projection could only be accomplished by the pinnacle of mystically gifted mind-craft artists.
It's apparent now, while the rest of the world was overtly concerned with the Vietnam War... Robert Allen Zimmerman (aka Blind Boy Grunt, Robert Milkwood Thomas, Tedham Porterhouse, Lucky Boo Willbury, Jack Frost, Sergei Petrov)... was sitting in the corner, staring through walls.
This entire episode left Bill Shatner in a permanent state of lower precognizance... something akin to the entire world running slower for him, than it actually is.
The infamous parapsychologist institution "SRI International Laboratories" (best know for their experiments with Uri Geller)... compared Bill Shatners personal state of consciousness, to a record playing on 45 speed... a lowering of the RPM's, so to speak... this could explain his peculiar speech pattern.
Meanwhile, the mind-witch Bob Dylan went on to great success in the music business as a legendary folk hero, eclipsing even those legends before him (such as "Woody Guthrie" the Fascist Killer)... an almost impossible task without the use of black art and subversive mind control.
It's been debated whether Dylan was capable of using a constant-mass-hypnosis, along with his other powers of mind-control... to create a positive energy surrounding every piece of music he ever released... in turn, generating wild success for him... as he left a dirge of addled mind-cripples in his wake.
Now that these forms of mind-skill are matter-of-fact in today's modern society, one thing is for certain... Mr Tambourine Man is the most legendary psychic criminal that ever lived.