Rolling Stones - Keith Richards - Surgeon General Rock T Shirt

Rolling Stones - Keith Richards - Surgeon General Rock T Shirt

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Rolling Stones "Keith Richards" Mens and Womens T-Shirt


Yeah, we've all seen the "for President" shirts out there... and most of them are pretty lame and creatively suck. So we decided it was time 'brother Keef' was endowed with an appropriate title, more suiting his immaculate 'short sleeve' lifestyle.

Now when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards first got together in the 60's as "England's Newest Hitmakers - The Rolling Stones", I'm quite positive they both thought that Mick would be the one to go on and become the International Health Inspector, or perhaps the Queen of Africa.

But when George W. Bush approached the Rolling Stones (wearing a stone t-shirt!) and proposed that Keith Richards become the next Surgeon General... well, nobody in a million years thought that Keef would get his mug printed on every cigarette pack around the world... what an honor!

He really is the poster-child for this job... the man is a pillar of health!

So help spread the word and buy one of these Keith Richards t shirts... 5% of each t-shirt goes towards the "Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll Foundation for Children without Ears", helping those without hearing realize their own self-destructive, reckless lifestyle!

Would you really deny a deaf kid his right to rock?
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