The Walking Dead T-Shirt - Undead Zombie TV Shirt - Dawn of the Dead Tee

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The Walking Dead "Undead" Zombie Mens and Womens T-Shirt




*Studies have shown that TV signals are likely to blame for the reanimated dead walking the earth.

In life, driven by their insatiable lust for entertainment programming, the human condition permits the onslaught of excessive television viewing to infiltrate the deepest Alpha, Beta AND Theta cycles of the cerebral cortex.

This relentless psychic intrusion is what initially creates the zombification of human beings... slow but persistent brain stunting eventually leads to failure in major organs, and finally death... shortly after, the corpse will experience "the turning", as it's known... reanimation.

Once brain death occurs and "the turn" has set in, the invisible OTA signals pumped throughout the world's vast network of antennae, continues to erode what little is left of the brain matter in the living dead... as they have already lost any natural human psychic ability to withstand the erosion, the process is devastatingly painful, as the signal literally dissolves the brain matter itself... they have no psyche, or psychic barrier, left to erode... so it eats the flesh.

This insight explains a couple things... most notably "the crave" for live brains... .zombies see active brain stem as a starving man sees water or meat... it becomes a purely base, instinctual form of self preservation... an integral nourishing replenishment, seen as a natural and necessary way to survive.

But the similarities end there... while a starving man becomes satiated after eating, the zombie condition dictates an endless hunger... as the TV signals continue to eat away at the fringe of the undead's existence, they are eternally compelled to revive themselves... the only way to survive the destruction of their own brains, is to consume more brains.

An even more shocking insight, it's been discovered that "Off The Air" station ID's during heavy zombie invasion is no coincidence... by most, it was simply assumed that the undead had overrun the broadcasting centers, ending any transmission... but it's recently been discovered, the elite power structure behind television programming has played a hand in this divisive human transformation, laying the groundwork, to usher in a "New World Apocalypse".

While the TV signals are painfully eroding the brain matter of the living dead, it's also the driving force behind their reanimation... they are synaptically driven by the tv signals, which literally travel over the air, and spark life within the cerebellum and neural stem of the dead.

This one-two-three punch combo is lethal... it literally kills them, then lifts them from the dead, and finally creates their eternal hunger... pointing them directly at the human beings, with no other purpose but to attack the living.

Fortunately, the infrastructure behind these television signals, while vast, is not limitless... it takes their full electronic arsenal to continue driving the walking dead into the lives of the human race... this is why you see television programming go offline during heavy invasion.

Why would they do this, you ask?

This is verbatim dialog from promotional materials found in an executive office at a television station:

"We are implementing a clandestine plan to minimize the unnecessary global population... in turn, easing the burden on mother earth and her 'finite' supply of sustenance for her finer inhabitants. Join Us, You Are Invited."

In layman's terms:

The Rich, feel that The Poor, are wasting what's left of the Earth resources... and their shadow-black hearts see fit, to fix that problem, using all the power at their disposal, by any means necessary.

They want everyone watching more TV... so that we're all dis-informed by their media propaganda, and distracted by their football games... distracted from what's really going on in the world, what they're really doing to us... in plain sight... if we'd only look away from the TV.

Class Warfare at it finest... and they've almost won... the Zombie invasion starts at home.
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