Dracula Gothic "Transylvania" Mens and Womens T-Shirt
Out of all the medieval goth tees on the market today (what medieval goth tees?!?!?!?) we knew instantly this was the one and only... this was the one subtle vampire shirt that even Vlad The Impaler wore proudly, while drinking the blood of the decapitated surfs on the Transylvanian hillside.
You see, during the Transylvanian war of early 1400's there was a shortage of majestic clothing for the Impaling class... the gothic lords of the time felt as though they couldn't find enough war clothing to extinguish their desire for fitting warlord wear.
There certainly was an excess of silver, blood-soaked armour bearing the red seal of the draconian hate monger... but there was an enormous lack of dark cotton tees with an appropriately dark message that would convey their thirst for violence and fanaticism with the Order of the Dragon.
So when we discovered this buku vintage stash of Transylvania vampire t-shirts in a warehouse find deep in the bowels of a California massage parlor... well, that's when we knew we hit the jackpot of all Dracula 'secret-stash' jackpots... this was like the motherload of disemboweled corpses that we'd been hoping for all these years!
So get yours while it's hot... we've even been told these were cursed directly by Dracuul's fashion advisor, Voivode.