You may not know Tom Waits... but this unique jazz t-shirt knows him...
actually, this tshirt was crafted from the wrinkled back-flesh and whiskey-soaked hair of Tom himself.
At one point during the 70's...Bruce Springsteen and Rod Stewart wore this Piano shirt (at the same time, facing each other)... both these musicians also did their own cover songs of Dirty Toms tunes... The Boss did "Jersey Girl"... while Rod The Mod did "Downtown Train" (in the same room... using the same instruments... at the same time).
Seriously though... if Tom Waits voice didn't sound like the devil on a steamroller, crushing skulls across a gravel road (while smoking Lucky Strikes and drinking Black Death)... would you listen to him? I bet you would... simply because this indie blues master rocks the elephant tusk piano keys like Jerry Lee Lewis on downers (in Japan)... yeah, you heard me!
So you might ask yourself... would I really wear the hair of Tom Waits on my luscious body?
I think you already know the answer to that stupid question.