You Tried to Turn Me Off... But You Couldn't Even Turn Me Down!
Yeah, it sounds like a Marshall Amps slogan, but them's some ultra-classic stoner rock Kyuss lyrics sung by the one and only John Garcia, the greatest rock and roll singer to live in our lifetime. Amen.
Now, I'm not putting down Josh Homme and Queens of The Stone Age... in fact, we even have a killer t-shirt inspired by them too... it's just that Kyuss was the first band, and John Garcia was one (big) part of their equation that made them the closest thing to a Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath of the 90's.
I mean, face it... a lot of recently recorded music ain't gonna be worth spit in 10 years... but in 100 years Kyuss albums will be dug up and replayed with the same infatuation that Zeppelin still holds today.
So buy this t-shirt... whether you like Kyuss or not. Because right after this, you're going to buy all three Kyuss albums and learn something about rock 'n' roll music.
And then you'll wish you had bought this shirt already.