Are you a member of the Church of the Subgenius? Does the very existence of Bob Dobbs make your day job suck? Are you just waiting for X-Day to finally shed yourself from all those psychic vampires?
It's no secret the world is filled Normals, and those freaking Normals are dumping oil into the ocean by the 50 gallon drum... not that were against this sort of behavior, but they're doing it for all the wrong reasons!
So we just had to do another mashup, blending the uber-cult anti-mascot Reverend Dr. Dobbs the Third... with the Smashing Pumpkins 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' apropos vampire obsession... yeah, it's weird, it's strange... it's exactly you've been feeling these last few years, as the globe of Normals relentlessly sucks the life out of you, your friends, and everything that could have been paradise for humankind... what, you were expecting a sales pitch?
Nah, we've got the Slack around here...