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Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes - Star Wars Movie - Cantina Jazz Band T-Shirt

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Figrin D'an "Modal Nodes" Jazz Band Men's T-Shirt

After years of watching the Star Wars movies, we've come to the conclusion that the Cantina Band is the coolest part of these sci fi films. So we had to make a nondescript Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes shirt, with no Star Wars movie logos or Luke Skywalker references... just the Cantina band as seen in Chalmun's on Tatooine.

Can you say totally 'effin rad?!?
Yeah, we thought so...

Anyway, for a little back story on this Galactic funk band... Figrin D'an is from Bith, he plays Jizz music and is a member of the Intergalactic Federation of Musicians (IFM). We all may have blind love for these guys, but there's always a dark side to the fame and fortune... Figrin D'an is a Glitterstim addict (it's really a shame), on top of that he's a compulsive gambler, preferring the seductions of the Sabacc tables over other casino highlights (it's a losers game).

It's not all his fault though, none of them knew what they were getting into when Jabba the Hutt contracted them to play... Jabba's vile practice of feeding entertainers to his Rankor wasn't in the contract... this type of pressure can lead to poor life decisions and bad habits.(It also leads to legendary musical performances, through fear of death!)

Nonetheless, we all love the Star Wars Cantina Band more than anything else... so I don't think we need to explain why this obscure t shirt should be gotten before it's gone.

Jizz on!

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