People of Earth, Attention... PEOPLE OF EARTH... ATTENTION!
The vintage Moog Robot Shirt has landed on the planet... this is not a test... this is not the less imperative Minimoog... this is the monster!
The monster has broken free from it's cage in the universe and has come back to reclaim it's rightful ownership of our lonely miserable planet... we can't say that we're sorry, or that we disagree with the monster, since we're just not even sure why we're inhabiting the monsters planet in the first place... but those with less moxy will be scared and sad, so provide them a kind shoulder to weep on, as the monster huffs and blows out your cranial earpillows.
Perhaps our only hope in taming the electronic beast, and saving our organic lives from the virus creature... would be to contract the services from the eccentric creator of the Scooby Doo Theremin... Mr. Dr. Voodoo Witch Doctor, Bob Moog! This cheeky little man just may have the instruments to tame a psychedelic keyboard monster of epic proportions!
But time is short, and the moon is high... this legendary battle of hypnotic / robotic / war... is soon to unleash itself on the universe of mankind. Run for cover, run for your lives... the destruction is imminent... the existance of the planet is certain to be lost to widespread synthesis!
People of Earth...