Brass Monkey, That Funky Monkey!
I double dog dare ya' to try and write lyrics more memorable, and yet nonsensical, than that... the Beastie Boys have some kinda magic going on, reaching into the depths of the universe and bringing back straight dope!
Do yourself a favor and go read the lyrics for this song, then you may glean a glimmer of the reasoning behind our desire to make this straightforward Beastie Boys Brass Monkey T-Shirt... we all know what it is, who it's from, and why it matters... we don't need to get Captain Obvious beating you over the head with is dummy bat... the Brass Monkey speaks volumes, all by his ape self... thumbs up baby, it's time to get nice!
We got the bottle, you got the cup... come on everybody let's get ffffff!!!