Keith Richards for Surgeon General? That's right folks, we couldn't think of a better public position for a man who's taken the art of self-abuse to the highest levels of human endurance, Mr. Self Indulgent himself... Keith Richards!
The Rolling Stones have rocked our souls for nearly 50 years (that's ridiculous!)... all the while Keith Richards was hollowing out his insides to make room for as much 'altered state' as is humanly possible!
Now we don't take the position of Surgeon General too lightly, and by wearing this Keith Richards Tee, you'll agree that NO man would have a better idea of what the human body can handle than the legend himself. A bold statement, yes... but we know it's the truth, and so does he!
Rock on babies, brothers and sisters, c'mon... this is Altamont 1969, cool out!